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- THE TEACHER'S MONOLOGUE
- The room is quiet, thoughts alone People its mute tranquillity3
- 2025-04-07 关注：10
- THE PENITENT
- I mourn with thee, and yet rejoice That thou shouldst sorrow so； With angel choirs2 I join my voice To bless the sinner's woe3.
- 2025-04-07 关注：9
- TO COWPER
- Sweet are thy strains, celestial1 Bard2； And oft, in childhood's years, I've read them o'er and o'er again, With floods of silent tears.
- 2025-04-07 关注：10
- A Blessing
- Just off the highway to Rochester， Minnesota
- 2025-04-07 关注：11
- The joys of writing
- The fortunate people in the world -- the only reallyfortunate people in the world
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- The pleasant family
- When in an hour they crowded into a cab to go home
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- I have as much soul as you
- I tell you I must go! I retorted, roused to something like passion.
- 2025-04-07 关注：7
- Frankness
- You must study to be frank with the world:frankness is the child of honesty and courage.
- 2025-04-07 关注：11
- A Morning Wish
- The sun is just rising in the morning of another day. What can I wish that this day may bring me?
- 2025-04-07 关注：10
- What is Your Recovery Rate
- What is your recovery rate? How long does it take you to recover from actions and behaviors that upset you?
- 2025-04-07 关注：10
- apple of one's eye 掌上明珠
- 掌上明珠，汉语成语，字面意思是拿在手掌里的珠子（a pearl in the palm）。
- 2025-03-18 关注：30
- try to deceive everybody 瞒天过海
- 瞒天过海 ，汉语成语，字面意思是瞒住上天，偷渡大海
- 2025-03-18 关注：17
- make waves 兴风作浪
- 兴风作浪，汉语成语，字面意思是raise winds and waves
- 2025-03-18 关注：38
- 洁身自爱
- 洁身自爱的意思是维持自己的纯洁，不同流合污。也指怕招惹是非，只关心自己，不关心公众事情。
- 2025-03-18 关注：17
- The Bet
- A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada oneday
- 2025-03-18 关注：15
- Christmas Party
- What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ?
- 2025-03-18 关注：18
- A Geek's List Of Thanks
- Be thankful you haven't been spammed!
- 2025-03-18 关注：20
- Joke: Singing Bird
- There once was a lonely guy who bought a bird. The pet store
- 2025-03-18 关注：15
- Heard on a public bus
- Heard on a public bus 公交车上的声明 Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando.奥兰多公车上的声明。
- 2025-03-18 关注：15
- Egg Donor
- One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious
- 2025-03-18 关注：13
- Placing your order
- A friend and I were standing1 in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
- 2025-03-17 关注：11
- Little Voice
- A man was mowing1 his lawn when he heard his neighbor
- 2025-03-17 关注：11
- First ambassador to ASEAN appointed
- China yesterday announced the appointment of the first ambassador to the Association of Southeast Asian Nations
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- Series of pacts with Angola signed
- China signed a series of cooperation agreements with Angola yesterday
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- Henan looks to balance its babies
- Government officials in Henan who fail to implement1 policies to control the disproportionate sex ratio at birth will be ineligible2
- 2025-03-17 关注：11
- Mainland is economic lifeline for Taiwan
- The mainland is playing a crucial role in helping1 Taiwan out of an economic downturn, island leader Ma Ying-jeou said yesterday.
- 2025-03-17 关注：14
- Hu warns of financial challenge ahead
- President Hu Jintao has warned that the global financial crisis will make it harder
- 2025-03-17 关注：14
- Get hard
- What did1 the egg say to the boiling2 water?
- 2025-03-17 关注：14
- He was mistaken
- Two guys were walking down the street and the first guy glanced at a girl who was walking by.
- 2025-03-17 关注：13
- Big vs Small breasts
- can get a taxi on the worst days
- 2025-03-17 关注：15
- Irish monks
- 3 Irish monks1 have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity.
- 2025-03-08 关注：12
- My servant will clean it
- Two rich ladies were sharing a taxi and talking about the high cosplayt of going anywhere by taxi.
- 2025-03-08 关注：21
- I am the baby's aunt!
- Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist.
- 2025-03-08 关注：16
- 原味雪球鸡尾酒
- Mix together the lime juice and zest and caster sugar in a small bowl. See aside for an hour before using.
- 2025-03-08 关注：13
- 柠檬粟米蛋糕
- Preheat the oven to 325F/160C/gas mark 3. Line an 8 tin with baking parchment.
- 2025-03-08 关注：12