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- Joke: Target Practice
- It was a nice day at the park by the lake. Three guys were casting their lines to catch some fish and a couple were rowing in a small boat.
- 2025-02-26 关注：14
- Joke: Actual Directions On Products
- These are actual directions found on certain products around the world!
- 2025-02-26 关注：15
- A Gentle Reminder 委婉提醒
- Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder1 of a special occasion.
- 2025-02-26 关注：20
- How Much Is It? 多少钱？
- It was1 winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping
- 2025-02-26 关注：13
- Rope or Ox 到底是绳子还是公牛
- Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there.
- 2025-02-26 关注：13
- Always Thirsty 总感到口渴
- I had an operation, said a man to his friend, and the doctor left a sponge1 in me.
- 2025-02-24 关注：17
- 迪斯尼之旅
- On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I adn our two children devoted1 ourselves wholeheartedly
- 2025-02-24 关注：13
- Phelps apologizes for smoking dope, letting down fans
- Record-breaking Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps issued an apology on Sunday after a British newspaper
- 2025-02-24 关注：15
- 17 killed in blaze at Fujian bar
- Seventeen people were killed and 22 were injured on Saturday in a fire at a bar in Changle
- 2025-02-24 关注：12
- Guangdong's big plan for transport
- Xie Lingxia always carries three travel cards in her purse, for the respective transport systems of Guangzhou, Shenzhen and Hong Kong.
- 2025-02-24 关注：11
- Ping-pong players replay history
- Judy Bochenski-Hoarfrost yesterday replayed her role in the ping-pong diplomacy1 of 1971 that thawed2 Cold War tensions between
- 2025-02-24 关注：12
- Canadian winters
- The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border.
- 2025-02-24 关注：15
- Play around
- A man was stranded1 in the desert for ten years. One day, a woman in a wetsuit walked up to this man and said, Would you like a cigar?
- 2025-02-24 关注：13
- Hardware store
- Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary Louise to the hardware store.
- 2025-02-24 关注：13
- Falling from balcony
- A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust1 of wind blew her over the railing.
- 2025-02-24 关注：13
- The Wolves and the Dogs
- WHY should there be strife1 between us? said the Wolves to the
- 2025-02-22 关注：15
- The Victor and the Victim
- TWO Game Cocks, having fought a battle, the defeated one skulked1
- 2025-02-22 关注：17
- The Justice and His Accuser
- AN eminent1 Justice of the Supreme2 Court of Patagascar was accused
- 2025-02-22 关注：13
- Six and One
- THE Committee on Gerrymander worked late, drawing intricate lines
- 2025-02-22 关注：15
- Philosophers Three
- A BEAR, a Fox, and an Opossum were attacked by an inundation1.
- 2025-02-22 关注：12
- The Taken Hand
- A SUCCESSFUL Man of Business, having occasion to write to a Thief,
- 2025-02-22 关注：14
- Bee jokes
- Who is the bees favorite singer?
- 2025-02-22 关注：16
- Maternal Miracles
- A woman went to her doctor's office where she was seen by a young new doctor.
- 2025-02-22 关注：13
- The Secret To A Happy Marriage
- A man and woman had been married for more than 65 years. They had shared everything.
- 2025-02-22 关注：13
- 英国公共卫生间数目有所降低
- 每一个国家都会在车站、机场等公共场合设置卫生间，以便捷大家用。
- 2025-02-22 关注：20
- January and May
- 1月跟5月有哪些关系？为何要放在一块说？它们关系还真挺亲密的。
- 2025-02-22 关注：34
- 一个人在家
- I live with my Granddad in Central London. He went on holiday and left me in the house alone for 2 weeks.
- 2025-02-22 关注：19
- 拨打911
- Jennifer and Amanda were very good friends. Now in college
- 2025-02-22 关注：20
- False Alarm 错误的警告
- Years ago while attending a dinner party hosted by some friends of mine the hostess served a meal with this delicious mushroom sauce.
- 2025-02-22 关注：16
- Early Shopper
- It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent1（仁慈的） mood as he questioned the prisoner. What are you charged with? he asked.
- 2025-02-22 关注：13
- in lawyer years
- A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit1
- 2025-02-22 关注：13
- Me Miss Bee
- You went to the butcher's for meat, the pharmacy1 for aspirin2, and the grocery store for food.
- 2025-02-22 关注：14
- The Small White Envelope
- It's just a small, white envelope stuck among the branches of our Christmas tree.
- 2025-02-22 关注：15
- 唐诗 CROSSING RIVER HAN 渡汉江
- I longed for news on the frontier
- 2025-02-22 关注：15
- How to Tell the Weather
- To Tell the weather, Go to your back door and look for the dog.
- 2025-02-22 关注：13